A Cima That Just Doesn’t Care

Yes, you read correctly. The owner of this Nissan Cima obviously doesn’t care. He isn’t really bothered about how his car rides, nor that the tyres have a contact patch not much wider than a scooter’s, and that it scrapes all over the place when he drives it around.

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After all, 30 degrees of negative camber has no real use. Or does it? I’ll challenge that notion and say it does, because if it didn’t you would’ve never clicked to check out this post in more detail…

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And that’s precisely what the point of this car is – to get you looking, thinking, hating, laughing; a reaction to something that should never even work.

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This Y33 Cima had a constant crowd around it at StanceNation Tokyo in Odaiba last weekend as people tried to get a closer look. We come across some crazy onikyan cars in Japan, but this is extreme!

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The side takeyari pipes are there because the Cima wouldn’t look quite complete without the most bosozoku addition of them all.

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Don’t feel angry at seeing this sort of thing though; this is just one guy attempting to enjoy cars in a new and funny way. I emphasise ‘funny’, because when I asked him what the purpose of all this was, he told me it was simply to make it as stupid as possible.

Sometimes it’s best not to take things too seriously – refreshing is probably the best way to describe this creation, don’t you think?

Dino Dalle Carbonare
Instagram: speedhunters_dino
dino@speedhunters.com

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1

a lot of people are going to hate but at least this guy is fully aware of what his car is and i having fun with it. good for him.

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Gaaaad daayum!! Thank you Dino. I don't know why I love onikyan cars so much and I don't care. This is awesome.
So cool. Head turner of note. Fuck that's awesome.
I can't even..

3

WTF is this car xD

4

TheDigitalV3 je hais déjà le camber en général, la c'est clairement à vomir

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Inferiix Avant même d'envoyer ce tweet j’espérais ta réaction xD

6

TheDigitalV3 mdr tqt toujours la pour critiquer les voitures de merde xD

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Inferiix Mais le keum il a mit un pot d'échappement on dirait deux mikados géants

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TheDigitalV3 mdrrrrr j'avais même pas fait gaffe je croyais que c'était dans le sol

9

TheDigitalV3 c'est juste pour faire plus "jdm"

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Inferiix pour moi le bosozoku c'est la déchéance des jap

11

TheDigitalV3 ouais c'est juste ridicule en fait

12

Inferiix "because when I asked him what the purpose of all this was, he told me it was simply to make it as stupid as possible." ouff

13

Every sub group of car people has haters. People hate on muscle cars,people hate on imports ,people hate on low riders, donks , Bro trucks , drift cars, rat rods, but as long as the people who like them still like them car culture will prevail.

14

TheDigitalV3 tuto: gaspiller de l'argent dans une caisse qui est maintenant inutilisable

15

Inferiix même sans le camber rien que la couleur est atroce

16

TheDigitalV3 ouais et le son doit être à gerber aussi mdr même pas j'imagine

17

TheDigitalV3 Inferiix No translation needed :D

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levdir Inferiix HAHAHAHAHA

19

Love it so much! <3

20

TheDigitalV3 Awesomeness.

21

Finally, something tasteful.

22

It looks ridiculous Dino, looks broken, how does it drive? how does it steer?

23

I like to imagine that the kid sitting in the wheel is the owner and driver.

24

Big Pooky Nah man he just found a toilet

25

Holla atcha boi Oh swag

26

SPEEDhunters, hunting cars that barely run...

27

Lord....I'm done.

28

I'd never do it personally, but props to the owner. Even if it only makes his day, that's all that matters in the end, right?

29

And this car is different from every other stanced car how?

30

how does this work? axle pic please....

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A real speedhunter

Why? 
Perhaps a name change are in order, from speedhunters to hunters?

Here you have a proper speedhunting, a street legal Bentley EXP Speed 8 replica
http://rejsa.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44152

32

abezzegh87 mk4 lew He means that he's noticed you on here all day every day shitposting on every article and as such wonders if you manage to fit in any gainful employment around your intense SH shitposting schedule.

33

Cry about it on the internet you sook

34

Funny thing is those wheels would run you about 7k here in switzerland alone..

35

As stupid as possible? Lel well he succeeded. I personally cannot think about the stress placed by having what 10% of the tyre that is supposed to touch the ground bearing all that weight. And the stress it places on the axle and other suspension parts..

36

looks like James Bonds Lotus Esprit.."the spy who loved me" but the system jammed halfway to sub-mode..nice snorkel! ..or is it a periscope...!!

37

Slappy_Pistons abezzegh87 mk4 lew a lot of times these 'shitpost' are more enjoyable than the 'i love it, it's so cool' drool...and i'm sure the site get funds based on clicks and time on site, so he's actually supporting the hunt. I too get tired of some posters and some get real tired of me, but it's all good. Something else is just a click away. Enjoy, or click till you find a place people agree with only what you like, if thats what you want.

38

They probably had the most fun ever building this car. Luv the "no fucks given" attitude. This car is meant to piss people off. I would so drive this!!!!!

39

10/10 would bang to fuck people up lmao..

40

Hmmm...this or the RETAKS drift car or any Wisefab-equipped-front-tires-sticking-way-out-past-front-fenders car?

41

Thinking different. Just like everybody else.

42

At least 4 kids can sit comfortably. Would like to see a video of it "driving " around. LOL

43

"he told me it was simply to make it as stupid as possible"


He succeeded.

44

For those interested in seeing video of it in motion.


https://www.facebook.com/shibuya.osami/videos/566670103471710/?pnref=story

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@JasonR I don't think you can just turn some nuts and get 30 degrees! It's an achievement.

46

Sure, this Cima doesn't care about ride quality, tire wear, grip, etc. But I would guess that it just might care about being noticed.

(As we all do.)

47

My first reaction of seeing this kind of camber was : What the F****??!!  and LMAO.
It looks like a Cima sitting on the ground with no wheels attached and just put tilted into those wheel arches.

After seeing the video, I laughed even harder. (Oh, it can still drive! WOW!)
This is really SILLY camber. By the way, that first pic was PRICELESS. *Bleah~  XP

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mrmjwilliamsx Well said.

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bluestreaksti Indeed. I still don't know how he's done it lol

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cutterjones13 Can't show the secret haha

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John Key NZ He doesn't care. LOL

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@manne Haha so true

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Becauseracetruck Ohhhhh someone gets it!! :)

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koko san Didn't stay long enough to see it move :(

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minusfmx haha hilarious

56

speedhunters_dino Becauseracetruck for real man. People nowadays are so close minded

57

A real speedhunter Thanks a lot buddy! I just spent an hour and a half going thru a 98 page build thread page by page looking at all the pictures. lol

58

cutterjones13 Slappy_Pistons deleted_89539526_deleted_89539526_Randomdude3 mk4 lew I think there is a difference between voicing an opinion and shitposting.  I have no idea what you post and I don't recognise your username, sorry.  Post whatever you wanna post, mang :

That other guy used to just troll every single article with the most fatuous, attention-seeking garbage until someone took his bait.

59

How bout a big nice cup of fuck you?
Have a nice day

60

THIS is someone who doesn't care. People who post in instagram and make a big hubbub about fucking the haters don't truly "not care."

61

Fuck those wheels, give me them pipes!

62

@Akaido kaido Dunno who you are, dunno why you're so upset, dunno what's going on here okay ¯_(ツ)_/¯

63

Top marks to the guy for going waaaaayyyyy out of the box.  But seriously, WTF!!! This car made me smile, so mission accomplished I guess.

64

@Akaido kaido LOL!

65

Japan can do whatever they want IMO. They are so good at being loud and lairy and I just can't find much to hate on with any of their car scenes. Good on him!

66

speedhunters_dino minusfmx Literally does not care.....too cool!

67

A real speedhunter People need to get over what this site is actually called and it needing to revolve around speed, and speed only. There's plenty of sites that don't revolve their content around their name.

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A real speedhunter PS: notice that story on Rallycross on the homepage? I didn't click on it, why, because I don't care for that sort of content.....if this sort of thing doesn't tickle your pickle, don't click on it....isn't that a simple concept?

69

ugh777 Cool, huh!

70

I love oni-kyan & I think this is the best write-up and description of it I've ever read!
Went to the comment section to read all the "butthurt"but there's surprisingly little compared to what I was expecting lol

71

FFS!!! This is SPEEDhunters, Why are you coveing cars that go slow, junkyards, wah, wah, wah. 
Get the FCK over it peeps.
SPEEDHUNTERS..Car Culture at large...it's a car isn't it? 
Relax people.

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Slappy_Pistons deleted_89539526_deleted_89539526_Randomdude3 mk4 lew maybe he got a job

73

Probably some additional wheels to steer and drive it. 
Piece of something that IS NOT a car for me.

74

...... " it was simply to make it as stupid as possible"......... in that regard, he's spot on!

75

Well, if Japan ever decides to make tunnels to go from one island to another (or to Mainland China), he might have the car of the future! :)

76

HOW?

juts want to know... HOW? ...

not my type of ride... but... wow...

77

I like this one! Lol, would love to take it for a test drive

78

The more extreme camber I see the more it makes me cringe, but you know what, I don't care! Hats off to the guy for giving it a go, its just not something I would ever do, at least to this level anyway!!

The impressive part is actually making it work AND be driveable..... it is driveable right???

79

No

80

Love seeing all the hate even after he explained how the car was literally a no fucks given joke build

81

This is some serious camber i mean dam its on the edge of the wheel but if it's drivable man that dude is on a whole new level of camber

82

man its just a life style kick dudes lol

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