Dream Drive Sls Amg: A Diamond In The Rough

You know the feeling you get when you are at a club or concert and the music hurts your ears but you enjoy it anyway, even though you know your ears will be ringing in the morning? Well, it was that way for me when I was flooring this 591-horsepower Mercedes rocket through the tunnels of Dubai. It was a symphony of brute V8 power, and I loved every moment of it as the 6.3-liter engine screamed in my ears. It was literally ear-piercingly loud… all I could do was tear up in pain joy.

I had the chance to drive this beautiful supercar for a few days, so I took it to the track and tested its straightline speed against many worthy opponents – and lost.

But that is not what this convertible is all about. The performance was certainly there when I wanted it, but I found myself just enjoying the drive.

My own project car has been out of commission for over a year now, so in that time I have been getting my fix of driving nice cars elsewhere. I took this opportunity to see what this car was all about.

Of course I brought all my photo equipment with me, and after I left the spare tire at an undisclosed location everything fit nice and snug.

There were a few quirky little things about the car that I immediately noticed. Nothing too out of the ordinary though.

One thing that I loved about this car was how nice the gauges looked. I hate many of the new Mercedes and their new digital gauges. In fact, one of the things I could never get used to about the Honda S2000 was its digital gauges.

The SLS had all the modern amenities a proper luxury sportscar should have, like push-button start and a reversing camera system.

The brakes were very touchy and took some getting used to, but after a few hours of driving they became second nature. I barely would have to rest my foot on the brakes for the car to come to a stop. Those speed cameras never had a chance.

I’ve driven a few convertibles in my life, but I have never seen this feature. On top of the seat warmers there were neck warmers. I actually used these when I was driving back from the track at 4am in the morning. They kept my neck nice and warm.

There were just so many supercars driving around Dubai that I figured that I would not attract any attention.

I was totally wrong. All the tourists would take photos of me and give me thumbs up. Groups of friends sitting at restaurants would drop their forks and stare at me, as if I stole this big red Mercedes. Of course, it probably did not help that I was giving it a little bit of a rev every few meters.

Driving in Dubai is like driving in a city of the future. All the buildings look brand new, and some of the highways are 10 lanes wide. It was such a breeze to drive this car around in traffic, and the flappy-paddle gearbox would go all the way to seventh gear just cruising along on the highway as long as I did not get on it.

My friend who runs Drift UAE thought it would be a good idea if I could enjoy the Dubai lifestyle a bit and go on a little boat ride up the Abu Dhabi coastline.

So, I met up with Omran Alowais, and this was his Ford GT. He also happens to be a gentleman racecar driver, and he will be driving in this year’s Dubai 24 Hours.

He took me for a little ride. I have never been in a Ford GT, but I have always liked the way they looked. I don’t know how more of these are not stuffed into the side of mountains or driven off cliffs, because just driving on the street was a handful. It just loved to go sideways.

Eventually we made it to the docks, and right out in front was Omran’s little slice of heaven.

It was a pretty nice boat. It seems like it is the perfect size for fishing or a day-trip out to sea.

As soon as we were unhooked we were off for a trip up the coastline.

The water was very calm, so we hit a top speed of around 35 knots or so.

There were quite a few bridges that connect the various islands to the mainland.

I had to pinch myself a few times, as I thought I was dreaming. It was such a wonderful sight.

To the left was the new grand palace that was being constructed by the Royal Family.

This was pretty much the main Abu Dhabi skyline. The buildings were a bit more modest compared to Dubai, but they were still very modern.

The sun was setting and the sky had shades of all different colors.

After a few hours of cruising around, it was time to head back.

We hit max speed heading back, and the waves started to pick up a bit.

I tasted the salt a few times, but a little sea water never hurt anybody.

Soon downtown Abu Dhabi was just a little spec on the horizon and we were on our way back from our little dream cruise.

Anywhere I travel in the world, I know I can make friends easily as long as they are car guys. No matter what kind of car culture they are into, I can relate in some way or another.

I could not think of a better way to spend a lazy afternoon in the Middle East.

As we were pulling in there was barely any daylight left. It was time to get into my land-boat and sail around Dubai a bit more.

I am sure it would be different if I owned this car, but it was such a novelty to drive everywhere with the top down. It just did not wear off on me.

Before I knew it, the SLS was getting quite thirsty – probably due to my lead foot.

The petrol stations in the UAE were super clean, and they were always full service.

The SLS actually got surprisingly good mileage, considering how often I would womp on it. I only filled up the tank twice my entire trip.

I was super jealous of the price of fuel, as well as the octane that was available. In California the highest you can get is 91 octane, and it is about four dollars per gallon. It is less than half the price for 98 octane in the UAE – $1.88 per gallon of 98.

I hit the road once again and headed to the center of the city, towards the world’s largest tooth pick.

Ever since I heard the plans for the Burj Khalifa I knew I wanted to go and visit it. I was definitely not disappointed. The fact that they have a choreographed water display on the hour every hour just makes it that much cooler. To top it off, they never play the same song twice.

You can’t visit the Burj Khalifa without visiting the Dubai Mall. I got pretty tired walking around this massive place, so I decided to call it a night. I did not get to visit the observation deck of the Burj Khalifa, but there is always next time.

On the way back to the hotel I pulled up behind another SLS, but it was a hard-top. His wing was up, so he must have just come from a race of some sort.

I just had one more day with my big red steed, so I decided to finish off some more touristy things and snap some glamour shots while I was at it.

This Toyota building was the very first large structure in Dubai, built in 1974. It has become a landmark since then.

Across the street were some local neighborhoods, so I drove through to check out what kind of cars they were driving. I found some interesting cars, including this Z31.

And then there was another, and another… Eventually I noticed a few Skylines in the mix.

Then I came across this house. They had seven Skylines in total. Five of them were GT-Rs, which also happened to be matching.

It amazed me that they just left these cars in plain sight from the street. If these cars were parked in Los Angeles, they would all be gone by the end of the month. Apparently the crime rate for car theft is very low in Dubai. The locals always leave their doors unlocked, and sometimes they even leave the keys inside the cars. I wish it was like this back where I live.

Under this car cover was an R32 GT-R that was being built. I can’t imagine owning one Skyline, let alone seven. It was a real eye opener for me.

After wiping away my drool, I decided to hit one last stop. It was the only seven-star hotel in the world: the Burj Al Arab.

My hopes were crushed as I tried to drive onto the property. They won’t let you in unless you have a hotel room, or if you are eating at the swanky restaurant up top.

I did the next best thing. I drove along the beach looking for a nice backdrop. Once again, the lady in red caught the eye of some tourists. Just check out that photo stance!

I figured golden hour would last a few more minutes, so I let anyone who wanted to take photos snap away to their heart’s content.

I moved away from the crowd a bit and found a nice secluded spot. I have a feeling this kind of thing happens quite a bit in Dubai. You are taking photos of a supercar when another supercar blocks your shot.

What a beauty… I fell in love with this face a few years ago when they first raced on at the 24 Hours Of Spa.

The rear end was not too bad either, although I think I prefer the hard-top version if I were to own one in my next lifetime.

Once again the sun was disappearing into the ocean, so I set off to snap a few photos of Dubai from Palm Island.

The man-made island was pretty interesting, as there were a few places that had a beach. Most of it was surrounded by giant boulders.

It definitely provided a great view of the Burj Al Arab and the Burj Khalifa. Two Burjs don’t make a right….

For dinner I met up with Darren McNamara, his brother Graham and my new friend Mohammad Alfalasi.

Mohammad wanted to take us tourists to a place off the beaten path that was popular with the locals. It required a trip about 30 miles outside of the city.

He wanted to take a shortcut, and he also wanted to show off the offroad-worthiness of this Range Rover.

Except, we ran into a bit of trouble going up one of the dunes. We were ordered to evacuate, as it was easier to extract if we lightened the load.

With a few back and fourths and some nervous gulps from yours truly, the SUV was free.

It was near pitch black with just a faint glow of the moon, so I decided to do some nice long exposures.

A few minutes later, we came across this tourist trap oasis in the middle of the desert.

Darren gave camel-drifting a shot, but his controls were met with no response by the camel.

I also gave it a shot, and with the help of a very nice guide I was able to do a few donuts and figure eights.

The poor camel had an empty hacky-sack covering his mouth. I got to hold a falcon while Darren snapped a few photos of me looking uncomfortable.

There were some cool old-timey scenes setup with wax figures. Check out that pot head.

Can you believe this was in the middle of the desert? That stage, the tables and chairs are all set up on sand. It was like eating at the beach.

The spread was nothing like I have ever seen. I could barely walk afterwards.

We were serenaded by a few local singers. They made two Irish and an American feel so welcomed.

Then this dude came out. He spun around in place for over 30 minutes.

And just before I thought he was done spinning around the lights turned off and he turned into this LED spinning sensation sort of thing. I can’t even explain it, but my mind was blown nonetheless. I could not think of a better way to end the night.

Well that is one more thing off my bucket list. I expected it to be a lot more hectic driving in the Middle East, but everyone was always so polite. As soon as I would catch up to the person in front of me in the fast lane, they would move over right away. What a great place for car enthusiasts. I’d like to thank my friend Mohammad Alfalasi for arranging this press vehicle for me. Enjoy the desktops!

Larry Chen

larry@dev.speedhunters.com

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75 comments
licarcar
licarcar

true awesomeness! the sls just looks amazing!

MD_Al_Breiki
MD_Al_Breiki

SLS photo near Arab's tower ^_^ really like the clarity

Nikhil_P
Nikhil_P

after japan this is another place i would love to go...but preferably someone with local knowledge!

and your photography skills are nuts man! awesome work, looking forward to the Dubai 24hrs!

VecTT
VecTT

What a read, this was absolutely great, jaw is on the ground... Definitely a blast and a half... One of the places one must visit in a lifetime!

Gam88a
Gam88a

Nice write up Larry and glad you got to taste both the car culture and local hospitality the UAE has to offer. You were lucky to be in the hands if some great guys both on and off track.

Curlytop
Curlytop

They can leave there keys and car doors open because if you steal anything you get your hand chopped off! Nice!

MD_Al_Breiki
MD_Al_Breiki

Amazing picscan i know which len did u use ??

 

emination
emination

Interesting. Everyone says RHD cars are not allowed in UAE... Looks like if you are a local or have a local friend, you can do that... :(

ComJive
ComJive

not going to get into what a terrible place dubai is for the people who work there, but man that kenmeri! and that looks like a Z tune R34! 

Corey K
Corey K

Livin' the dream, Larry! What a gorgeous place to visit, and a gorgeous car to travel in! I'm not a huge Merc fan, but they did something oh-so-right with the SLS.

H05TYL
H05TYL

Amazing photo's, love your work as always.That gas price is per litre not gallon though. Oh, and the 63 engine is actual 6.2Litre.I had the good fortune to get to drive a gullwing SLS for work last year, truely an amazing bit of kit, almost worth the asking price just for the noise IMO.

1UZAVENGER
1UZAVENGER

As much as everyone is here to read about cars, its cool to now and then get a story about the full car guy experience!

 

Awesome read

daveylad
daveylad

Looks like a great adventure Larry!

 

Never realized the beauty of those wing mirrors. Great scenery and wonderful car. Must have been great to feel the power. Hope I can do a visit to dubai one day. You write so much more about the place and the people, I suppose that makes up the journey more than the car which is just a joy yo read. Keep it up! Also fantastic wallpapers!

TeeJ
TeeJ

Ay ! .. That dude who was driving the boat looks like Vin Diesel xD

CrisCiunganu
CrisCiunganu

Larry amazing write up, but what amazed me most were your photos. They knocked me right on my ass. Oh my god, do you know how to ever take a photo. All the wallpapers are stunning, my personal favourite is the one with both of the Burjs. Something about the lighting in the photo just makes it...keep it up Larry! :D

se7s
se7s

More globe-trotting write ups like these.  Macau, Dubai, Australia, NZ, USA, Europe!   This is the new United Nations !!!!

mat88
mat88

Great article, but although Mercedes writes 6.3 on its cars the engine is actually 6.2 liters

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @Nikhil_P Thanks. Yeah I am at the 24hrs right now. It is super sandy right now.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @Gam88a Yeah it was great, I have made so many friends over there. I can't wait to go back for the 24 hours of Dubai.

Gam88a
Gam88a

@Curlytop no you don't. That's Saudi Arabia, not here.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @emination Not exactly. I have seen a few RHD cars there, but I guess due to all the accidents caused by people not knowing how to drive RHD cars they have banned them. Most of those Skylines and other RHD cars have been converted to left hand drive. I have no idea how some of those other guys get away with them.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @ComJive I don't want to get into that either, but why do they want to work there if it's so bad?

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @1UZAVENGER Yeah, I figured everyone would get bored if I just did a normal car review.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @daveylad You should, It is one of the safest places in the world. I absolutely loved it.

CrisCiunganu
CrisCiunganu

Oh and Larry, if you don't mind my asking, what camera and lens setup are you using? :)

DanD
DanD

@se7s Except Speed Hunters actually get things done and their contractual obligations mean something. If you omit that and the fact the current five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council are the United States, United Kingdom, China, Russia, and France it makes perfect sense. Not to mention each of the five permanent members of the Security Council has veto power over any matter voted upon by the Security Council. 

 

If speed Hunters was the UN we would end up with two things: the Texas mile and Bernie Eccelstone.

 

Thank God the internet it still for the time being in the hands of the private sector. 

 

Not to mention the fact you just included a continent in a list of countries. God help us... :P 

 

Curlytop
Curlytop

@Gam88a oh sorry. So how is your country so honest?

ComJive
ComJive

 @Larry Chen Usually what happens is they'll come over from India hoping to make some money for their families, but when they arrive their passports are confiscated and they're denied the wages they were promised, and they're forced to live in concrete huts

H05TYL
H05TYL

 @Larry Chen The rumble when you're just cruising, the roar when you give it a boot full and the pops and crackles on overrun, perfect.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

 @CrisCiunganu Thanks for the support! For the double Burj I was using my 1dx wtih a 135mm f/2

DanD
DanD

 @se7s is still in the hands* 

Gam88a
Gam88a

@LLIo6oH @MariusEngenSkinnes Dubai is both a city and a state ;)

Gam88a
Gam88a

@Curlytop it's not my country I just live here. Most people here are expats, with only locals in Dubai making up around 20% of the population and as such you step out of line and you'll get locked up and then deported. Illegal immigrants are here, but minimal and many over here may be the only source of income for a family back home, so that keeps crime low. There is crime here, but compared to places I've grown up in and lived in (UK, Amsterdam) it is extremely low. You can't stay in the country unless you have a job and thus a visa, making it very different to most other countries.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

I will take that as a compliment.

DanD
DanD

Oh...and that Speed Hunters actually accomplishes things where as the UN has basically no authority globally due to the fact that the world is anarchic in it's nature and government (meaning there is no world police force). The UN can sign a treaty and then countries can do as they please which is in direct contrast to Speed Hunters who have to actually show up to photo shoots or film assignments to produce content for its users. 

 

 

DanD
DanD

 @Larry Chen  It was an international relations joke based on the idea that SE7S only mentioned one country (the USA) that is involved in the UN and then named a continent in place of a country while also naming cities as part of the UN (which they are not).

 

The internal structure of the UN involves essentially 5 countries that rotate the position of power each month in order of their names as they are written in english (an interesting point in and of itself). There are 14 other elected officials who can be veto'd or fired at any given point, subject to the 5 countries that constitute the main body of the UN. 

 

The joke being that if Speed Hunters was the UN, we would end up with the Texas Mile (as the US is the only actual country he mentioned that is a founding member of the UN and the Texas Mile is the bread and butter event of our "high horsepower straight line only" performance stereotyped cars) and Bernie Eccelstone (a play on words in that the UN is essentially a "do what I say or you're fired" organization). Bernie being known for his "do what I say or else" business philosophy.

 

Therefor we are thankful the internet (and therefor speed hunters) is a privately owned company who can report on whatever automotive events they see fit for their website. 

 

It's like saying 911s are for pompous assholes, only a little bit more complicated. Hope it makes sense now, I thought it was pretty funny when I wrote it. 


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