Hello. My Name Is Sean, And I’m A Petrolhead

They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Like many of you, I have an obsession with the automobile that delves way past fanatical. My addiction came unwarranted and I had no defense mechanism to ward it off, all of a sudden one day I started looking at cars in a slightly different way and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about them, driving them, modifying them, destroying them and rebuilding them ever since.

I didn’t choose this hobby much in the same way I didn’t choose my career, it simply chose me. If you take several seemingly unassociated interests – cars, cameras and tools – you get most of my DNA, coincidentally the molecular makeup of a Speedhunter. I had full intentions of using this post to talk about a typical day at the track while simultaneously introducing my car to the audience… but as all petrolheads know, when there are cars involved, murphy’s law will always prevail.

So rather than an edited recap of my experiences at Super Lap Battle earlier this month, this will be an unfiltered day in the life. A day with joyful highs and not-so-awesome lows, but during the course of which I was reminded of the real reason we are addicted to cars; community. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, because at the end of the day that’s what it’s all about!

To any of you unfamiliar with my car, let me get you up to speed with the Midori hatchback I call Leroy. I originally purchased the car in 2005 after another of my Civics was stolen and stripped. I was gutted at the time but knew that there’s no better way to heal than to start a new project, so on I went. Fast forward a few years and I had moved from my home in Phoenix out to Los Angeles where I joined the staff at Super Street Magazine and continued to build the car.

Over the years my priorities changed, as I’m sure most of you can relate to (or will one day) and the build has taken a lot longer to get where it is today than I had planned. Rearranging finances and paying ridiculous rent in LA left me with very little cash to dump into Leroy. Therefore it goes without saying when I finally got around to swapping the engine back in January, I was stoked!

Now I know a stock B18C Type-R is nothing crazy by today’s standards, but compared to the pathetic 200k D16Y7 it replaced, it might as well be a 2JZ! All kidding aside, I had developed the car in tandem with my driving skill and as this would be my first time out at Buttonwillow with a B-series, I was quite eager to see how it felt!

As I touched on earlier, one of the best things about the track is getting to spend a day outdoors with other enthusiasts. Regardless of whether they’re old friends or new acquaintances, everyone in the paddock just seems to “get it” – those of you that track your cars will surely know what I mean, and for the rest of you, you’re missing out! Here I’m giving some stickers to two web celebrities – Alex “JDMized” himself, and “Big Mike” of Prelude fame.

But there’s never quite enough time to chat since there is always something going on at the track. I can’t remember a single day I’ve spent driving that didn’t absolutely fly by. Here you see the most important part of the day, the dreaded tech inspection – it’s all down hill after this! Fortunately this wasn’t my first rodeo and while the engine may have been a virgin to the circuit, the car certainly was not.

Even still it’s always somewhat  nerve racking when the inspector takes a little longer than you expect. At Super Lap I had the treat of having Jeremy Croiset, a NASA Honda Challenge driver, perform the inspection on my car. Aside from a slight concern with my D-ring routing on my anti-submarine belt, I was good to go. Quite literally two minutes after this photo was taken my group was called to pre-grid… time to boogie!

As I got strapped in I made sure to take note of my #maximumattack decal just to remind myself what time it was! Not wanting to miss my session I made haste and rolled over to the grid.

This is my favorite part of any track day because this is when all the jitters are released. I can’t speak for everyone, but I can get quite anxious ahead of a track day, running scenarios over and over in my head. But when push comes to shove and I’m strapped in with the car running all the anxiety is gone, replaced by determination and focus.

One of the cool things about SLB is that it’s completely open to spectators and you never know who to expect. This year Kazuhiro Furukawa made it all the way out from Osaka to attend the event. I have to admit it was quite an honor to have the man behind Car Craft Boon aka Osaka JDM giving me props on my car and driving style. Unfortunately I had promised a ride-along which never came, but I fully intend to make good on my offer one day! Sumi massen Kazu-san!

Out on track Leroy was an entirely new car, and Buttonwillow was suddenly an entirely new track. While the layout of the course remained the tried and true clockwise #13 configuration, all sorts of interesting nuances had surfaced that weren’t present at my previous speeds. On paper, and even in photos, Buttonwillow is a fairly boring circuit, but anyone that’s driven it can tell you it’s the imperfections that make it difficult.

In the first session I took things easy and used the morning practice as an investigation exercise. Not surprisingly I shaved over ten seconds off my previous best with the old single cam and clocked a 2:10 and change right off the bat. In terms of time attack that’s nothing to write home about, but I wasn’t there to “compete”, I was there to enjoy my car and I was quite pleased.

Here I’m discussing the session with my friend Peter Tarach, better known as the Editor in Chief of Modified Mag. He was telling me about some issues he was having with the new big brake kit he had just installed on his Evo VIII and I was explaining that my car felt great, I just needed to sack up and drive it. Prior to the event I told myself if I could do a sub-2:10 on the car’s maiden voyage I’d be happy, but I figured I could do better than that.

In the second session I started getting a little more brave, trying to find out just how deep the braking zones were and how early I could smash the throttle on the way out. The result of the second session was a 2:09.639, but it wasn’t without at least one four-off excursion along the way. It was a step in the right direction, but not the reward I had expected for my perceived effort. There was more left in the car, I was sure of it.

I went out in the third session hell bent on dipping into the 2:08 range even if it meant accidentally removing some body panels, but Leroy had other ideas. As I came out of the second turn of my second hot lap the car made a very familiar sound, one of a cylinder with no spark. I decided I’d go ahead and limp the car back to the hot pits, kill it and have a look around. Not surprisingly, Leroy didn’t seem to like that idea either and instead died completely in the second to last turn.

When I popped the hood I noticed that one of the spark plug cables had managed to remove itself from the distributor. I thought, “eureka, I’ve solved it” only to jump into the car to find it still didn’t want to start. I went back over and decided I’d check for spark, and when I pulled the number one wire I discovered that it had decided to come apart. Now things were going to get interesting, time to hydrate!

The nice thing about tracking a Honda, other than the insanely low cost of operation, is that there are bound to be a half dozen or more at virtually any open weekend in the states. This means you can be lax with your spares if you’re not afraid to pull a favor. Here we see my buddy Jared’s car which would be the troubleshooting donor. Thanks again Jared!

So I quickly stole the wires off Jared’s car and slapped them on Leroy to check for spark… nothing. Classic Honda ignition I thought to myself. I’ve owned five of these cars over the years and just about every one of them eventually stops running due to something inside the distributor.

Now that we had narrowed it down to spark, it was time to pull my distributor and borrow another one. As lucky as I was to have three people offer up theirs, none of them were directly compatible with mine (wiring plugs) so I did the next best thing and borrowed some guts.

The two main components inside the distributor which power the ignition are the coil, which supplies “the juice”, and the ignitor which tells it when to do so. There are two other very important (and difficult to swap) sensors in the distributor as well, but based on personal experience, when a car doesn’t have spark either the coil or ignitor are the culprit the majority of the time.

With my new found bits inside my trusty distributor I was feeling pretty good as I buttoned the car back up. If things went well I’d still have one more session left to go for it!

But as you can tell from the look on my face, things went badly.

With the sun quickly approaching the horizon, a brain trust had assembled. As you can see, there was an overwhelming sense of “WTF” in the air.

During one of the desperate cranks the car managed to sputter out a backfire, leading some to think I may have bent some valves. While I found it unlikely considering I hadn’t over-revved the recently overhauled engine, it’s always better to play it safe than sorry. After we removed the valve cover I checked timing… dead on.

We had decided to check for spark again, just for the hell of it, to discover that it had miraculously appeared. Armed with little test equipment, we next checked for fuel in the most crude way we could. At this point Loi Song from Sportcar Motion had also chimed in and we were convinced that the fuel supply was insufficient.

With the sun now threatening to go away entirely, I made the judgement call to pull the fuel pump while we could still see it. At this point my only concern was getting the car ready to drive home again!

Once I had the pump assembly out of the car I began to strip it to components while Jared was simultaneously removing the functioning Walbro from his. My concentration was soon interrupted by another familiar sound in the paddock, laughter.

In a very bizarre turn of events, the pump Jared removed from his car actually appeared to be worse off than mine! Regardless, his car started up and ran and mine did not, so I was going to use the rusty old thing!

Taking no chances, I also ran over to the fuel station with a jerry can and added two gallons to the tank just in case. With the new pump in place and priming with a distinguished whizz, the sun was all but gone completely. With my fingers crossed I cranked again with hope…

Depressingly, hope is not one of the few requirements for an engine to run. By now I was completely stumped, the car “seemed” to have fuel and spark, so the only thing left to verify was compression. I quickly ran through the paddock frantically asking everyone in sight if they had a compression tester I could borrow to no avail.

As bummed out as I was by the car not starting, I couldn’t help but stand back and smile at the number of friends that had stepped in to lend a hand. Virtually everyone who remained at the track was offering their help, a humbling experience indeed. Sadly I never did get the car running that day and Leroy had to be towed back to LA, luckily I had managed to bum a ride back, as well as a tow, from some friends.

When I finally got the car back to my friend’s shop I was able to test the compression and it was nearly perfect across the board. I decided to grab another distributor laying around and threw it on the car, just for the hell of it, at which time it fired right up. In the end it turned out to be the TDC sensor, the one which I had pointed to at the track the day before while swapping internals.

In the end nothing went boom (always a plus) and I discovered, yet again, to always bring spares to the circuit. But I’d argue the real lesson I learned is that no matter how well prepared you are, nothing beats having a well-stocked pool of friends. As much as I’ve bonded with cars during my life, it’s the friendships I’ve earned that really shaped my life.  To those of you who have helped me over the years, and many more whom I’ve yet to meet I’d like to say thanks for making the world a better place.

My name is Sean, and I’m a petrolhead.

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98 comments
The Big Mike
The Big Mike

Good to see you and chat that day, Sean. Luckily it wasn't anything too expensive and your vehicle is back up and running.

Dom
Dom

Right after reading this... I browsed through the classified and picked up a spare dizzy/cap. Gotta love Civic's for that! Keep the stories coming!

apex_DNA
apex_DNA

Sean, sounds like you've disappointed a lot of RWD fanboys on SH by coming out the closet with that proper FF aka Honda of yours...and the fact that you're on good terms with resident critic and anti-ricer, also known as JDMized.

MattAtDoyle
MattAtDoyle

That header looks suspiciously like my RS•R header. What brand would that be?

benji
benji

looks like fun!

RBJET
RBJET

Great right up mate. Hope there are many more articles like this to come. Gives me more motivation to get my GTR done and back on the track. Bring on 2013!

LouisYio
LouisYio

The three California-based Speedhunters should have a race one day.

Sean's Civic, vs Larry's Z, vs Mike's wife's Honda Insight (no more Mustang and AE86).

 

I got my money on the Insight. It's bigger than the other two cars, allowing it to have more space to stick Speedhunter stickers onto it. We all know that a single Speedhunter sticker instantly adds 10hp. Just imagine 500 of those all over the car. BAM! Instant win right there.

Larry Chen
Larry Chen moderator

Awesome, soon I will get to chase you in my Z :D

goon
goon

Hey Sean, can I/we get a desktop of the second pic? It'd be highly appreciated.

JDMized
JDMized

Sean, it was great meeting you finally! And I'm glad you eventually troubleshot the problem with the distributor. 

Most likely I'll see you at the LA car show this weekend.

weasel
weasel

I love Midori Green civics. reminds me of the old days.

impound
impound

Damn distributors.  I just got a point by from a Corvette @ Summit when my rotor set screw decided to back out and sideline my session!!  I heart Midori!

twincamRob
twincamRob

Awesome story! Can't wait for spring to hit some more HPDE's!

Lucky9x
Lucky9x

The proof that size doesn't  matter

Robo_No1
Robo_No1

Great post Sean, and a brilliant read. I really need to get myself something simple to play with, this French thing I have now baffles me and everything is covered over with plastic haha! Lol at all the hate going on in the comments, "the pictures weren't 99.999% the same old cars I've seen posted everywhere, ever...". Variety is the spice of life guys, if all you want is cars and no culture, go check out the Free Ads! Great insight, and brilliant to see a Speedhunter just being a dude that like his cars. If you weren't into this kind of stuff I'd be worried...

ra21benj
ra21benj

Your Roll Center Adjuster  (RCA) install and review in Super Street finally made me install my J's Racing RCAs.  Steering improved was exactly  as you said. 

Also, I would've never guessed how Alex aka "JDMized" looked like.  This post makes me want to start wrenching on my cars again.

 

Fearedisx
Fearedisx

Dude...I remember reading about your Civic in a Super Street magazine. I think it was you teaching how to install something...I think tow hooks? I never knew it was you though haha.

Amazing stuff like always.

Greenwood
Greenwood

This thread sucks. Who cares about this piece of shit civic breaking a distributor and then a whole post with pictures of you rehydrating and staring at your broken junk? I know you work for speedhunters, hence why this trash was featured. Being that you are so closely associated you need to rock better junk than a highschooler's dream car.

Curlytop
Curlytop

I Love the colour of your car is it original ? minty green. Cool post aswell.

zz
zz

Opening Shot: You in a nutshell :P. Love it! Ah the relationship between man and his battle wagon!

iller
iller

Please Please Please more of this stuff!! Love your Civic! always wanted one myself, but it's hard to find trackdays in Bavaria :)

Great writing. Want to race instantly! 

Jared Reyes
Jared Reyes

Great Write up Sean, If it wasn't for this i would have never found the rusty pump or the loose rotor in my distributor. SLB/GTA 2012 was one i wont forget any time soon.

TreyFiveOhJoe
TreyFiveOhJoe

What a great piece! Loved the direction you took this one. Makes me want to get out on the track fo sho!

TRDAE86
TRDAE86

We got the same sickness bro. 

SVT_Bryan
SVT_Bryan

You just made my entire work day more awesome!  Thanks!   I cant wait to get out to the track next summer with some friends.

keepsitreal222
keepsitreal222

i think i saw sean at SOW about 2yrs ago...  i recognize those bright, shiny control arms.  buddy, you got lapped two times in a 20min session.  nice, im a huge fan.

Corey K
Corey K

I've got a big grin after that story. Reminds me of the not-so-few times I've had issues at the track; people are always ready to lend a hand, even complete strangers! For love of the sport :-)

goon
goon

I liked this article. A lot. Good work.

Cronic
Cronic

Sick read Sean !!! Im all the way from Cape Town South Africa and we love our honda's mad respect keep it up ! aweee 

benpopham
benpopham

Id love one of those MAXIMUM ATTACK stickers, Iv just got the Tee, but the sticker is great!

HLB
HLB

Wicked read, nice to see an update on Leroy too.

DavidPratte
DavidPratte

Sounds like a fun day to me, Sean. Someday I'll have to tell you my "I drove across the continent to race my EG with a freshly built B18C in the Open Track Challenge, only to spin bearings in the last corner on Big Willow during Day 2 of a 7 day event and then swapped in a junkyard B16 bottom end so I could drive it back to Toronto with my tail between my legs" story. 

 

B-series distributor problems = time for a K-swap! :P

Paddy McGrath
Paddy McGrath

Great story Sean, must have a look back at some of your Super Street blogs about your EK. I'm trying to get some money together to start on a track project for here with either an EK9 Type R or DC2 Type R top of the list. I'd be interested to hear how strict California is on road legal track day cars and aftermarket vehicle modifications?

crazybiscut
crazybiscut

i wanna ask the americans, does these hondas get stolen alot? cause they do in malaysia especially the ones the have b16 engines

Angela
Angela

This was a very interesting post. I never knew so much can happen in one day when working on a car. 

RBJKT
RBJKT moderator

Quality read Sean.

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